Good news for Tiger Woods yesterday, as Brett Favre in a surprise move came out of retirement and signed a 2 year, 25 million dollar deal with the Minnesota Vikings, thus resetting the Matrix, bringing back Favre-magic and driving the Romo-Black-Magic back into its deep, dark cave where it hides with Osama Bin-Laden and the Nazi underground.
This can be taken as good news and bad news for Cowboys fans, depending on how you look at things. Good news in that the Black Magic will remain dormant so long as Favre is playing, good news in that our Cowboys play the Vi-Queens in the 4th preseason game (the Favre-Magic Bowl, as I like to call it) and have a chance to claim the magic for themselves, but also bad news in that as soon as Favre is no longer on the field, the Romo Black Magic re-enters the equation on Romo's shoulders.
All in all, it's going to be an interesting season.
The views and findings regarding magic in this blog should be taken as fact, as it is based on years of observational research and study.
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