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Due to the chaos and rioting taking place within the Cowboys organization at Valley Ranch, as well as final exams and GMATs, our posts have been delayed. We'll be back shortly.

Meanwhile, let it be known that Bobby Carpenter is Tony Romo's best friend. Finally, sweet justice.

"That's so far from the truth. You think Tony is throwing to (Witten) because that's his buddy? His best buddy is Bobby Carpenter, and that's not helping him too much. It's crazy to think that, and I hate that he acts that way.''

Disregard the whole "that's not helping him too much" business. You take your wins where you can, and announcing to the media that Bobby and Romo are best friends is like listing your relationship on Facebook—now it's official.